Boys

I recently caught my 3-yr-old wiping after he peed. lol

One day, he walked up to me and said out-of-the-blue, very matter-of-factly, "Mommy, my weewee's big." And used hand motions as if he was just having a normal conversation. I had to turn my head for a minute to keep from laughing and embarassing the little fellow. Then I just said, ummmm. well, if that is so, then I guess you have to go to the bathroom, so run, baby, hurry!
What else would you say if your little bitty son walked up and said that?
lol
That was definitely a first! Even after having two older sons. That was definitely a first!

New Hair Adornment

My 8-yr-old daughter awakened me at 2 a.m. this morning. She was crying and said she had gum in her hair. We walked into the kitchen, turned on the light, and behold! a pillow was attached to her hair! I was only up for about an hour prying her hair from the pillow, working peanut butter through her hair and the gum. Then finally it was bathtime at about 3 a.m. NEVER will I buy gum again. I hate it, hate it, hate it! I hate gum!

The Aunt with the Giant Spider

I'm sorry, but I just have to share this funny story.
Someone recently told me a story about a time when he was a child. He was about 3-yrs-old. He was being babysat by his aunt and he had to have a bath. His aunt put him in the sink and gave him a bath. Then when he had to be dried off, he gave her a hard time so she had to force him to lie down so he could be dried off. As his VERY LARGE aunt squatted to dry him off, a freak of nature occurred. That little boy saw what he thought was a giant spider and ran through the house screaming franticly, "Spider, spider! A giant spider!" He thought he had seen the biggest, hairiest, mean-looking spider in the world because she had nothing on under her dress and had accidently squatted the wrong way trying to wrestle this little boy to dry him off!!! Hahahahaha
That must've marked his mind for his whole life seeing such a thing at 3-yrs-old!

The Hairy Nipple

O.K. I must tell this story because it is hilarious! When one of my children was a newborn, he was still nursing and I had to go to the laundry facility at the apartment complex where I lived at the time. His father kept him only for a few minutes while I walked over there to change the laundry. When I returned, he had awakened and began crying for me franticly wanting to nurse. His father laid him close to him trying to sooth him until my return. His father was wearing no shirt. Suddenly, he felt something tugging on his nipple! That little fellow was trying to nurse from his father!!!! I can only imagine what he thought when he got a mouthful of a hairy nipple! HAHAHAHAHA! lol