The Hairy Nipple

O.K. I must tell this story because it is hilarious! When one of my children was a newborn, he was still nursing and I had to go to the laundry facility at the apartment complex where I lived at the time. His father kept him only for a few minutes while I walked over there to change the laundry. When I returned, he had awakened and began crying for me franticly wanting to nurse. His father laid him close to him trying to sooth him until my return. His father was wearing no shirt. Suddenly, he felt something tugging on his nipple! That little fellow was trying to nurse from his father!!!! I can only imagine what he thought when he got a mouthful of a hairy nipple! HAHAHAHAHA! lol