Boys

I recently caught my 3-yr-old wiping after he peed. lol

One day, he walked up to me and said out-of-the-blue, very matter-of-factly, "Mommy, my weewee's big." And used hand motions as if he was just having a normal conversation. I had to turn my head for a minute to keep from laughing and embarassing the little fellow. Then I just said, ummmm. well, if that is so, then I guess you have to go to the bathroom, so run, baby, hurry!
What else would you say if your little bitty son walked up and said that?
lol
That was definitely a first! Even after having two older sons. That was definitely a first!