Can't Post Today

Just since I sat down at my computer to post a new blog...
OH, YOUR NAKED AGAIN! (MY TWO-YEAR-OLD)
Then after putting on his diaper and sitting down, he climbed between me and the keyboard 8-10 times to run his hotwheel alongside the keyboard for a road. Then my 3-yr-old climbed in my lap screaming "Firecar, Firecar!" (Lightning McQueen). Then the baby tried to drag Elijah, my 3-yr-old out of my lap my the underwear. Then they tried to bite each other...
so I CANNOT POST TODAY. LOL

What is that thing in the toilet?

As my son first began to finally use the toilet doing the unspeakable, he made a game of it. Each time he went, he called my name across the house. When I reached the bathroom, he pointed into the toilet. The first time, he said, "Look! It's a french fry!"
The next day, he called me again to say, "Look! A hashbrown!"
The next day, he called to me again to look and said, "Look!" I said, "What is it this time?" He said, "Ummm...a shark!" lol
After he heard me tell my mother what he said, he changed it. He still called me to look, but when I asked him what it was, he said, "Uhhh...poopoo." And the next time, he said, "Uhhh...black poopoo." lol
I suppose I embarassed him telling someone else, so the fun was over.
What a unique little imagination!

A psychological hair cut

It is funny what a hair cut can do to a child. My 3-yr-old son refused to go to potty for the longest time. He would "peepee" but otherwise would not go.
I gave him a haircut about 2 months ago (his hair was down to his shoulders) and suddenly a change came upon him. Suddenly, he started going to potty every single time. He has not had an accident since then. AMAZING what a haircut can do to a child!

What you find under table cloths

My teenage son sat down at the table to eat cereal one morning. His bowl almost fell over as he set it upon the table. He lifted the tablecloth to see what was under it. To his surprise, there was a...CORN DOG! My 1-yr-old had evidently stashed it under there the night before to save it for later...
LOL

Tampon Caper

It's really funny when you walk around the corner and find your 2-yr-old with a box of tampons, one in his mouth like a cigar. HAHA
I had to get a picture of that special moment!